Tuesday, July 3, 2007

IS a zombie attack likely on the fourth of July?

Survey says, yes! If you are not careful with fireworks, you can lose fingers, eyeballs, and, worst case scenerio death.

Some tips from Kidsturncentral.com
  • Read and follow instructions
  • Always keep water and sand nearby
  • NEVER light indoors use only OUTDOORS
  • Never try to make your own fireworks
  • Never relight fireworks that appear to have gone out
  • Only light one at a time
  • Never allow small children to go near fireworks
  • Store in a cool dry place
  • Never lean over top of fireworks to light them
  • Sparklers should be immersed in sand once they appear out - they are still very hot and can burn.
Don't try to make your own fireworks. Yes, I know, piccalo petes can be modified to make huge bangs. They can also be modified to cause fires and destruction, and we all know zombies feed off that. So be wary, smart, and safe.

I don't want any burnt eyeballs attacking oozey zombie monsters out there!

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